Outlander Season 3 Episode 4

Sawny makes his "first" appearance in the post-credits.

Aw, Fiona likes Roger. Brianna thinks it's cute, too. But when did we bring Fiona in on our secret?

Caitriona Balfe is sure to age well.

Well that was easy.

Oh, John took Jamie to England?

Interesting queue you got there, "Alexander". It's not as sexy as your French one.

Aw, don't worry, buddy. Brianna isn't really lost.

The girl knows cars.

Oh, we're calling prison "employment" now? Got it.

I like this girl. I didn't catch her name.

Ha, Jamie's trying to tell her John's gay!

Sorry, Joe. She's got Jamie-on-the-brain. Good luck with your surgery. Self-confidence is clearly not a problem.

Geneva is going to wash that hand with lye the second this guy is gone. If she doesn't throw up first. That's what you get for being a rude, insufferable human being.

Someone's hatched a plan. Five bucks says she spooked the horse herself.

Point to Jamie.

Yep, John still has the hots for Jamie.

Brotherly discord is afoot.

Okay, Geneva is clearly evil. But you have to admit, that was brilliant blackmail.

Yeah, no one heard the world's loudest door.

"You may disrobe." There she goes with the sexy talk.

Well, at least she got the butt first. That came out wrong...

And the student becomes the teacher. I do not think Claire would be proud, strangely enough.

Trying to explain hormones to an eighteenth-century maiden is hard.

Ruh-roh. Jamie, you are the father!

Ah, the pearls.

Now that's a house!

Poor thing. Claire probably could have saved her, ironically.

Jamie finally has a son. Who wants to bet he has red hair?

Who let that guy near a knife?

Er...Jamie just killed a peer of the realm. While on probation.

You're a good woman, Your Ladyship.

Well, the boy got Jamie's face, but not his red hair.

So close.

That lady reminds me of when Claire was a traveling minstrel.

Yeah, Jamie. Must you go?

So Isobel married the gay. Who had better keep his hands off Willie.

It's sad that Jamie lives in a world when nothing is given for free.

Depressing ending. I hope Willie remembers him as he grows up.