Review: Conquering William

Conquering William by Sarah Hegger
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Did her father really just call her butter-face?

Girl, your husband is hot. Must be tough.

Sex shouldn't be painful, even I know that.

Who is this Sister?

She's going to argue him into sleeping with her?

She married a gay man, huh? Poor thing. No wonder this is her fourth marriage.

I can't handle her father and the nun. She's thankful for heat, for God's sake!

Ugh. The people are starving in the keep, and it's all a nun's fault.

Three cheers for Cook!

There's a girl. Take command!

Stop trying to make everyone else miserable, Sister, just because you're probably regretting your vows of chastity.

I know killing is wrong, but rape is worse.

Remind me never to make medieval soap. At least they washed?

That's a lot of kids. Aonghas. Does no one keep their knees closed at your house?

Crafty bargaining from William. And I see Aonghas didn't want to waste time thinking up new names for each kid..

Mathew has Down's syndrome, then?

If I didn't know better, I'd say Sister has an STD.

So Sister is not only cruel to disabled little boys, she can't explain menstruation to a scared girl? And she calls herself a nun?!

Are we absolutely sure her other husbands weren't helped to their deaths, by Sister?

You're all heart, Newt.

Seriously, woman? You're going to visit the crazy woman? Who cares if she goes hungry?

Wow, Beatrice is violent! Use your words, lady!

Personally, I would have euthanized Sister.

I received an ARC from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

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